It’s cold and wet and rainy here at Rocket Chainsaw Towers, which is why it took so long to get today’s news up and out. Hopefully there’ll be better luck tomorrow!

In the news today:

• Microsoft rumoured to be working on two new XBox systems
• Hitman‘s third episode dated
• A new space map for Goat Simulator

Plus a trailer for rhythm-runner Melody’s Escape which launched on Steam this week.